Every now and then I like to tap into my inner redneck and express myself by popping “Deliverance” into a DVD player and recreating the “Dueling Banjos” on my slide flute. Since I can’t find my “Deliverance” DVD or my slide flute, I settle for the next best thing: Painting them!


It always fascinates me just how much money guys are willing to shell out for guns and funny-looking outfits. I guess it compensates for the fact that their shoe selections in department stores are crap.


Fishing is a very Zen thing. It requires concentration, quietness, purchasing of expensive equipment, and donning on of funny-looking pants—kind of like golfing.

I just want to point out that I don’t condone hunting cute fuzzy animals—or scary fuzzy ones at that. No animals were harmed in the creation of this double trio set.